Song – The Coconut Song

The Coconut Song

I’m a little coconut sitting in a coconut rut

Everybody steps on me, I’m as crazy as can be

I’m a nut, in a rut, and I’m crazy

Called myself up on the phone, just to see if I was home

Asked myself out on a date, gotta get ready it’s half past eight

I’m a nut, in a rut, and I’m crazy

Went to the movies to see a show

Sat myself in the very first row

Wrapped my arms around my waist

Got too fresh, I slapped my face

I’m a nut, in a rut, and I’m crazy

Coca Cola© went to town, Pepsi Cola© shot him down

Dr. Pepper© fixed him up, now we all drink 7-Up©

I’m a nut, in a rut, and I’m crazy