Song – Juicy Orange

Juicy Orange

Oh I wish I was a little juicy orange (2x)

I’d go squirty, squirty, squirty over everybody’s shirty

Oh I wish I was a little juicy orange

Oh I wish I was a little baby turtle (2x)

I’d go swimmy, swimmy, swimmy up and down the great Kissimmee

Oh I wish I was a little baby turtle

Oh I wish I was a little baby eagle (2x)

I’d go up to the steeple and go poopy on the people

Oh I wish I was a little baby eagle

Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap (2x)

I’d go shiny, shiny, shiny over everybody’s hiney

Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap

Oh I wish I was a little mosquito (2x)

I’d go bitey, bitey, bitey under everybody’s nightie

Oh I wish I was a little mosquito

Oh I wish I was a little bottle of pop (2x)

I’d go fizzy, fizzy, fizzy, and I’d make you take a wizzy

Oh I wish I was a little bottle of pop

Oh I wish I was a little alligator (2x)

I’d go chompy, chompy, chompy up and down the big old swampy

Oh I wish I was a little alligator

Oh I wish I was a little bumble bee (2x)

I’d go buzzy, buzzy, buzzy and be really fuzzy

Oh I wish I was a little bumble bee

Oh I wish I was a little aquifer (2x)

I’d go bubble, bubble, bubble through the rock and through the rubble

Oh I wish I was a little aquifer

Oh I wish I was a little Karl Marx (2x)

I’d go spendy, spendy, spendy, and I wouldn’t make a friendy

Oh I wish I was a little Karl Marx

Oh I wish I was a little P.F.D. (2x)

I’d go savey, savey, savey in the boat or in the Navy

Oh I wish I was a little P.F.D.

Oh I wish I was a little water beetle (2x)

I’d go floaty, floaty, floaty next to every single boaty

Oh I wish I was a little water beetle

Oh I wish I was a little cock-a-roach (2x)

I’d go scurry, scurry, scurry away from you in a hurry

Oh I wish I was a little cock-a-roach

Oh I wish I was a little radio (2x)

I’d go off with a click

AND I’D BEAT YOU WITH A STICK