Juicy Orange
Oh I wish I was a little juicy orange (2x)
I’d go squirty, squirty, squirty over everybody’s shirty
Oh I wish I was a little juicy orange
Oh I wish I was a little baby turtle (2x)
I’d go swimmy, swimmy, swimmy up and down the great Kissimmee
Oh I wish I was a little baby turtle
Oh I wish I was a little baby eagle (2x)
I’d go up to the steeple and go poopy on the people
Oh I wish I was a little baby eagle
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap (2x)
I’d go shiny, shiny, shiny over everybody’s hiney
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap
Oh I wish I was a little mosquito (2x)
I’d go bitey, bitey, bitey under everybody’s nightie
Oh I wish I was a little mosquito
Oh I wish I was a little bottle of pop (2x)
I’d go fizzy, fizzy, fizzy, and I’d make you take a wizzy
Oh I wish I was a little bottle of pop
Oh I wish I was a little alligator (2x)
I’d go chompy, chompy, chompy up and down the big old swampy
Oh I wish I was a little alligator
Oh I wish I was a little bumble bee (2x)
I’d go buzzy, buzzy, buzzy and be really fuzzy
Oh I wish I was a little bumble bee
Oh I wish I was a little aquifer (2x)
I’d go bubble, bubble, bubble through the rock and through the rubble
Oh I wish I was a little aquifer
Oh I wish I was a little Karl Marx (2x)
I’d go spendy, spendy, spendy, and I wouldn’t make a friendy
Oh I wish I was a little Karl Marx
Oh I wish I was a little P.F.D. (2x)
I’d go savey, savey, savey in the boat or in the Navy
Oh I wish I was a little P.F.D.
Oh I wish I was a little water beetle (2x)
I’d go floaty, floaty, floaty next to every single boaty
Oh I wish I was a little water beetle
Oh I wish I was a little cock-a-roach (2x)
I’d go scurry, scurry, scurry away from you in a hurry
Oh I wish I was a little cock-a-roach
Oh I wish I was a little radio (2x)
I’d go off with a click
AND I’D BEAT YOU WITH A STICK
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