Song – Gay Old Desperado The Gay Old Desperado (repeat after me style) The gay old desperado from the wild and wholly west He rode into Chicago just to give the west a rest He wore a big sombrero and two pistols by his side And everywhere he went he gave his whooooop CHORUS: Oh what a gay old man was this desperado From Cripple Creek way down in Colorado And he horsed around like a Big tornado And everywhere he went he gave his whooooop He went to Coney Island just to check out all the sights He saw the hoochie coochies and the girls all dressed in tights It got him so excited that he shot out all the lights And everywhere he went he gave his whooooop CHORUS The gay old desperado came a struttin’ down the street A big old fat policeman came a waddlin’ down the street He grabbed him by his collar and he grabbed him by his seat And everywhere he went he gave his whooooop CHORUS