Song – Moose

 

Moose

(repeat after me style)

There was a moose

And he liked to drink his juice

(repeat two lines)

Way-o way-o

Way-o way-o way-o way-o

(repeat two lines)

The moose’s name was Ted

He liked to drink his juice in bed

The moose’s name was Ted

He liked to be drinking his juice in bed

(robot noises to the tune of the way-o section)

The moose grew some grass

He grew his grass really fast

(repeat two lines)

(clap to the tune of the way-o section)

The moose was my friend

And then he came to an end

(repeat two lines)

(fake cry to the tune of the way-o section)

Why are you crying? You barely knew the guy!